Just don't

Don't get sick while you're teaching a class and have to talk for hours at a time. Don't let the unfinished nature of a fireplace renovation goad you into working on it while you should be resting. Don't let your two football teams playing like utter and complete garbage distract you from the wonderful life you have.

And don't, under any circumstances, let your children distract you while you're proofing yeast for your pizza crust.

Uh, yeah, it's proofed.

Words to live by.